Today, there were three. Who ponned I mean. And it happened so that Hwee Jan and I ponned on the same day. Hmmm the amount of rolling Ms Smith's eyes must do tomorrow. Poor eyes. I studied today though. At Serene the ever so cool environment to study. Well I can't really decide if the greasy smell of the place, the shrieky St Margs girls, or the constant looking up to check out who's there is causing me to be not as productive as I should be. Bah.
I went to the doctor too! My life is over! I gained 2 kgs again! 5x.x kg now! Hweeying too! Omg! Doc says I won't die from long term dosage of Kestine! Woopee! I might die from haze though! Cos I have asthma! (Just in the spirit of peppering every sentence with an exclamation mark).
Asthma, which means that I will die soon - the haze. To think that I always stand up for that wretched Third World country. Now it's killing me! Fucking Sumatra dwellers better get your acts together stop burning forests. Poor forests poor bears poor tigers poor birds poor acacia plants poor sandalwood plant. Go to hell insects. Poor us asthmatic assholes.
Doctor: Have you been feeling breathless recently?
Me: Huh no. Why?
Doctor: You mean to say noone has complained about your wheezing pretending to be breathing?
Me: Er no, but thanks.
Doctor: Ok I will have to pry open your oesophagus.
Me: Huh!
Doctor: Sorry sorry I meant airway.
But my all time favourite (well not really cos I just heard it last Saturday) Doctor Patient story is from Berly, who had to fill up her many cavities. So while the dentist filled up her cavities..
Berly: OUCH OW OW (X 10)
Dentist: So how old are you this year?
Berly: Eighteen..
Dentist: Ok then can you act like it?
I like.
I went to the doctor too! My life is over! I gained 2 kgs again! 5x.x kg now! Hweeying too! Omg! Doc says I won't die from long term dosage of Kestine! Woopee! I might die from haze though! Cos I have asthma! (Just in the spirit of peppering every sentence with an exclamation mark).
Asthma, which means that I will die soon - the haze. To think that I always stand up for that wretched Third World country. Now it's killing me! Fucking Sumatra dwellers better get your acts together stop burning forests. Poor forests poor bears poor tigers poor birds poor acacia plants poor sandalwood plant. Go to hell insects. Poor us asthmatic assholes.
Doctor: Have you been feeling breathless recently?
Me: Huh no. Why?
Doctor: You mean to say noone has complained about your wheezing pretending to be breathing?
Me: Er no, but thanks.
Doctor: Ok I will have to pry open your oesophagus.
Me: Huh!
Doctor: Sorry sorry I meant airway.
But my all time favourite (well not really cos I just heard it last Saturday) Doctor Patient story is from Berly, who had to fill up her many cavities. So while the dentist filled up her cavities..
Berly: OUCH OW OW (X 10)
Dentist: So how old are you this year?
Berly: Eighteen..
Dentist: Ok then can you act like it?
I like.
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