O Look What You've Done!

So today was really weird: Good and Bad!

Good:
1) Pops won the lottery!
2) I'm on the phone.

Bad:
1) Math
2) My brother's tooth got chipped.

My brother's front tooth got chipped (again)!

Me: So does it hurt?
Him: Yeah, when the wind blows.

Another instance,

Me: Eh I call your twon front teeth Chip(ped) and Dale. -Pats self for good humour.
He shot me a murderous look.

I think today I was queen of puns.

While talking to Hweeying this afternoon,
Hwee: Yeah you didn't know that we used to call Ms Chua dinosaur egg?!
Me: NO!
Hwee: But don't you think she looks like a dinosaur egg?!??!?!
-Convulses with laughter
An afterthought a while later,
Me: She really, really cracks me up!

Ciao, bella.