Perverse friends and tartare sauce

We had baked rice and fries and ice cream, Jiawen and I. Haha it is definitely going to be the highlight of my week! "I don't know whether it is perverse of me, but I sincerely hope you turn out to be gay" and "military tops and iron-ons". I know that this blog is relatively private (only a select few, the creme de la creme of my life read this) so I really don't care if what I say is offensive.

We saw so many interesting people today. Hmmm one of which a close old friend. Who made use of me in a sense of the word so I'd like to tell her that she owes me money here! I can't stand it anymore I have been a walking ATM for so many people I think I could've bought myself a MiuMiu or a 2.55 had I been more discerning and stingy with my money. So there is no more nice, friendly, always-ready-to-help-with-your-financial-crisis Stella! Not for anyone but the icing on my brioche-social circle will be subjected to my generosity (which is actually not much la).

Oh I'd just like to throw in a pun that I made up yesterday..

On the topic of our parents' weights
Q: So is your mom fat or not? I don't remember how she looks like anymore..
Me: Oh she used to be really thin.. Until she had to take hormone shots and pills cos there was something wrong with her uterus and had to operate and stuff
Q: Oh?
Me: Oh ya.. Up till the ovarytion (operation) she was still thin... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Q and X: Fuck you!!

Okay lah I think my jokes are quite good what, aren't they. Being friends you guys really ought to agree. I'm in a chatty mood today, pity I have noone to talk to!!!!!! Anyway Ong and I have decided to keep Mondays free for each other.. It will sort of be like Tuesdays with Morrie but in our circumstance those sessions will be called Mondays with Khoeswoyo since I am going to be leaving pretty soon? Uh oh. And she always asks what lesson I will impart her during the session. Irritating or what. But I love Ong and I miss Cupcake.

Since I seem to be in a permanent dumb-blonde mood these days, I am going to post up pictures of the most gorgey people on earth!! Irina, Iekeliene and Freja I LOVE YOU!!!!!!! I WILL BE A LESBIAN FOR YOU! (Jiawen how'd you like that!!!!!!)






































Okay lah I think enough lesbian love.. I am off to see L word season 3! I'm in such a cheery mood I even annoy myself. Oh yes! These days too many coincidences are taking place, just as much of a coincidence as me picking up Blind Willow, Sleeping Woman while I was about to go take a dump (too much information but I will get to the point) and read one of the stories about coincidences. It is such a lovely story but really rotten to the core. I don't know if anyone understands what I am saying but if you read his books, you'd get it too! As I was watching QAF yesterday I heard the most mellow song in a long time and made it hard for me to breathe! (No exaggeration).. It is Lover's Spit by Broken Social Scene. Maybe it is a really popular song among the indie crowd (Valerie? HAHA) yeah but it was the first I've heard of the song and I was nothing short of captivated. And this afternoon as I was playing it online, I flipped through my new edition of Nylon and the first page I opened, I saw it! Some guy's playlist #1 song was Lover's Spit. It may not mean much to anyone but I was quite struck.. Somehow there is a random way things happen.. But they will always work out fine. We learn how to live with our conditions. I can't think of a better word. I think it is accurate enough.