WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FRIENDS

My Moon My Man. says: (11:09:47 PM)

hahah IS ATE YOUR COOKIES A CODE WORD?

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My Moon My Man. says: (11:10:26 PM)

oooh so you offered your cookies, huh

My Moon My Man. says (11:10:29 PM)

you minx, you

What I paid $1800 for...

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CAN YOU EXPLAIN OR NOTTTTTTT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anyway that's my teacher (not the hot one).. And I look so so bad here. And double chins....................... FUCK!

And I don't know why I'm here because an earthquake just took place which resulted in my lampshade falling to the ground (but not breaking - thank Bob for carpeting).

I can't wait for my packages to arrive. I've never been more sex-cited to see the UPS guy.

P/s: Stayover at my friend's as a sushi chef (tentative) tomorrow. Maybe I won't have time to complete my outfit. There will be pictures though.

When did your heart go missing?

I just had lunch. I made fried chicken. And I should have taken a picture of my fried chicken because some people doubt my ability to cook (hahahah I cheated on this one, the seasoning my mother pre-mixed and sealed in nifty little packs for me). Anyway, it was a little bland, so I had to pour a hell lot of sweet soy sauce on my rice so it will taste better. I know better now.

I spent the whole morning yesterday talking to Q (finally!) and the whole of last evening to Ong (yes!!!!!!! She is coming to visit in December). So I am pretty happy actually. Today is a laid back day I am going to spend: a) doing my laundry, b) doing my sketching homework, c) building a model of a skate park, and d) taking a long, leisurely nap. If I am not too lazy doing a, b and c, that is. I am more likely to accomplish only d successfully.

Oh I forgot to ask if you guys can access www.abc.com to watch full episodes of whatever's playing on TV? Cause it is the best thing everrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Conversation with Ong

Me: Omg let's go skiing! Tahoe!

Ong: HAHAHA

Me: Yeah the place where Ruth goes when she loses her voice once a year!

Ong: Eh we should visit all the Bonesetter's Daughter places..

Me: Yeah we should!

Ong: Land's End! Let's go to the beach.

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Ong: We have to go to New York too if not we will be leaving Arthur Miller out.

I've just seen a face

Bloomingdale's love all around.

Materialism all around. Chloe MiuMiu Dries all around. Marni Chanel Alaia all around. Repettos Comme Proenza all around.

AH Calista you have been photobooth-ing too!! HAHA don't spam me. See, my sister is getting married next June/July (confirmed) so I will not get to take the summer semester next year. That is why I am taking winter semester this year! Which is why I probably am not going back. But it's all still not confirmed so don't get your lacy panties in a twist!

I am getting all excited.... Today has been a beautiful day and I hope yours was too. CONCEPTUAL DESIGN TEACHER LOVING SAGA CONTINUES.

AND CUPCAKE IF YOU'RE READING THIS, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I WANT TO BE RIGHT THERE WITH YOU AND ONG RIGHT NOW. YOU JUST DON'T KNOW. So the song is dedicated to you - you can ignore the non-moving video. (This is your cue to minimise your window and get on with other browsing. But listen to the song.)

SHIT I SPOKE TOO SOON NOW I CANT EMBED IT INTO MY POST OK I GIVE YOU THE URL.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=iLZMdM7aLn4

We get a kick out of Diet Coke

Can anyone explain this picture at all. Can anyone picture this picture.

I'm just exhausted! And I encourage everyone to visit me soon because I (may have) changed my mind about going back for winter break. Before you spam me with hate mails, ask me why first.

I'm off to sleep.

Things we lost in the fire

So we are all dealing with our own shit, but I just want to say to someone that I really treasure and love that everyone is here for her. Nothing will make the pain go away, but know that we are all here for you.

Talking to you people in Singapore brings back fond memories, but also reminds me just how fragile everything is. Change, change, change. I'm so sick and tired of being sick and tired.

Love is a dog from hell

My Messenger is down again.

Everything will let you down in the end. So don't set expectations. Okay, lesson learnt.

My friend Janice stayed over at my apartment yesterday. We had fun.

I really don't know what to say except.. LOVE IS A DOG FROM HELL. 

p/s: I am getting ignored by everyone!

It is unkind to terrorise one in her sleep

I am so happy to be able to log onto the internet again after so long! I was unable to "steal" my neighbours' wireless shit because I haven't got mine installed yet. Wel well. So today someone decided to be nice and just kept their router on and without password too! So I am thankful. Damn it. And my friend's cell got charged $540 for one month because she was using her Messenger for IM and everything she sends out is counted as one text message and she didn't know that. What the hell. So I am avoiding going online on my phone just in case my phone's settings are like that too although they promised me "unlimited" shit.

Ah anyway wednesday came and went. It is seriously the highlight of my week man. Swear that I am so fucking happy on wednesdays.. Just because the teacher is another Jasmine Tan. Plus he doesn't look like Jasmine Tan. I know some of you will be offended when I type what I want to describe him as. He's like.. A smart, intelligent, overbearing, and a more handsome, but still uncannily alike in looks, Jesus. Like he's got a beard. And he is young! I will post some of his works some time when I successfully turn him straight. It's perfect, he's the archetype of someone I would love to love. SIGH WHAT TO DO HE'S GAY. I HEARD. OH NOOOO :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:( Why are all good men gay. Shit lah intelligence is really attractive wouldn't you agree?

My mom and dad are coming next week on the 10th! I am a bad person. I wish I had more time to clean up my house before they come because a) my mom is nitpicky about tidiness and b) my dad is the most anal person EVER he folds his own laundry doesn't let the domestic helper do the chore because he likes his shirts folded in a ration only he knows. If the folds are off by an inch (HAHAHAHA I LOVE USING THIS THING NOW THAT IM USA GALZ BORN AND BRED HERE SO I WON'T SAY CENTIMETER INSTEAD I GO INCH OK SLAP ME NOW), he would re-press the shirt himself. So there you go. And my closet is already so full..... Brimming with shit such as 23409234798245903824 SF city guides, Booklets, Bus Guides, Magazines and suitcases. And also random things like air freshener which I never ever use because the smell is fucked up. Besides that, the 10th is a wednesday. So that means I will have to miss my favourite class?!?!?!?!?! WHATTTT HOWWWWWWWW should I just rush from the airport to school. I need to be in that class because I feel like I will retard the human evolutionary process if I don't go.

I have been emailing some friends continuously and I am so happy that I am. Some people really mean it when they say things weren't going to change and I know that! And of course my favourite cousin too she is always emailing me and making me laugh not at her pathetic-ness but because she is just damn funny!!! We are just funny people. Or am I making you guys want to puke.

I have been enjoying my life in general. School is dandy, shopping for shit dandier, apartment dandiest. The downside of it all is that because I've just moved here, there are so many things to pay for! And well I am always looking at stuff and I just want to buy so many things. Like good furniture. Pardon me (ahem) I'm now doing interior design so I need to surround myself with things that will inspire me. Ah I need to buy a new couch and a new table and stuff. I like Ikea but many of their stuff only looks good but are in fact of poor quality. Ah I complain and complain but they don't even have Ikea in the City. And that is probably because the rent is exorbitant here. (You learn something new everyday fact for October 4th 2007: NY is the most expensive city in the US and SF is second - bet you didn't know that). And I don't want to be one of those kids in school who compete with each other in school. Who has what boots who has which bag and where did she get it custom made. I know money doesn't grow on trees. I'm aware how my parents work day and night and then day again and night again to send us all abroad and I know what kind of hard work went into their business to get to where they are today. I am thankful that money isn't one thing I have to worry about. So I thank Bob. Hopefully I don't turn out like one of those people who just want to impress people in school (who the fuck has the energy to dress like runway models when it's 10 degrees Celsius out). Well but people do. I mean try to dress like models.

I know of someone who I see on a fairly regular basis who assesses EVERYTHING everyone wears. Like "ew she wore this ksubi jeans last week too I think she only has one pair that she keeps wearing" WHAT  THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU OMG PLEASE!!! WHAT THE. So what if she only has one pair of ksubi and not 6 chloe bags and 45 gucci bags. HUH? HUH WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT. She wants to wear it till it rips apart at the seams is also her business what. Aiyah fuck you lah. Really. I just want to make a dig at her and like slam her directly but to be honest I've no guts because.. I need a social life. If you know what I mean. It's a dog eat dog world here. So I need all the friends I can get (I'm desperate). 

Forgot to mention that the TV is great here. I just watched Grey's and Ugly Betty just now, Private Practice yesterday and also Gossip Girl (you can send me hate-mail at stella.khoeswoyo@gmail.com). HAHAHA Private Practice is a bit disappointing - Shonda totally spread herself too thin. It just doesn't deliver. Thankfully Grey's is still good man. I don't know if it's true or if I'm the last person in the world to know that you can't watch full episodes of the afore-mentioned serials on abc.com. But Jiaxi says people outside US can't see it. Is that true? Feedback please. Ah fall is such a glorious season to be in. Despite my pee potentially becoming icicles in the morning because it is just so cold.

I really need to emphasize that I want to talk to everyone.. (I miss QIQI CAUSE SHE HASN'T EMAILED ME ONCE SINCE I'VE BEEN HERE QKI CAN YOU REPlY ME YOU FUCKER I MISS YOU!!!!! AND GOT A COMMON THREAD THROUGH LOAF NOW. WE'RE INTO FUCKED UP TEACHERS!!) I want to call you guys but see, when I wake up in the morning it is a bit too early for me and I can't wake up half an hour earlier even to call you guys at the right time cos it's really early and college students always need sleep. Right? And when school ends it's too late to call you guys.. So I don't know what to do but email and text but noone texts me anyway. HERE IS MY NUMBER. YOU HAVE TO TYPE +1-415-990-5018. CALL ME ANYTIME.

Wow guess who's chatty tonight.