Not My Day

Although it is Wednesday today, I don't feel very happy. 

1) A kid in the elevator cried seeing my nail polish and his mom scolded me. (These things only ONLY happen to me. Bob, why me?)

2) I am lagging behind in one class so badly.

3) I ate 4 bananas today although I am supposed to lose weight. (Always)

4) Someone I am close to is being a total bitch/whore/manwhore/grossfuck

5) Hot teacher says he expects more from me.

6) I am fat.

7) I am still fat - only typing to burn 0.004 calories.

On the bright side,

1) I had sushi today.

2) I have not shopped the past week (WHAT, REALLY?)

3) Hot teacher said I'm smart.

4) I may be going to NY in December if Ong doesn't get tickets. But I still want Ong to come.

To state other mundane things that will make me neither happy or unhappy will be really testing the readers' patience and friendships with me. But I will try anyway.

1) Gossip Girl in 1 hour.

2) I have to do a hair mask, and a facial mask. Yay? Maybe not?

3) I am going to the gym at my friend's apartment later.

4) After the gym, we are going to Safeway.

Seriously man, I need a life. Tell me to get a life. And I am obsessed with flatware, so I think I should be a flatware designer. So says hot teacher. But that just sounds wrong, and awfully contrived. "When you are on the cover of Metropolitan Magazine and you give a mediocre interview I hope you look back and remember that I told you to keep a personal sketchbook". "I think we both know you are". "I am a good guy". "Even the Mona Lisa's falling apart, Stella". "I am just hoping this is a habit that you are going to keep. You had a reason to be nervous.". And lastly, "that wasn't so bad, was it?"

Yeah, definitely not my day.