I (don't) need all the friends I can get

So anyway what's new but me screwing up my blog template because I'm so sick of it. And IF ANY OF YOU DVC PEOPLE READ THIS THEN FUCK OFF CAUSE I KNOW YOU GOOGLE MY NAME AND ARRIVED HERE. Okay there, I said it.

Apparently some of the people I perceive to be good people aren't as good as they appear to be. I think I must be smarter when choosing friends. And I thought I was good at reading people! So anyway innocence is overrated. And subtlety too. So I am waging a war against Indonesians in San Francisco Bay Area (haw haw cute).

I wonder why I haven't spoken to Siti and Ong in the past few weeks? (Siti if you're r

eading this, I am still fat and not skinny so...). Absence makes the heart grow fonder. 

Quote unquote Jiawen.

I am concerned with my diet. I'm going off on a tangent here.. Er not just because I've put on an enormous amount of weight, but also I am starting to adopt the Classic American Meal Plans and I'm worried about my health. Really.

Run through of meals on a typical day:

8 AM - half of a sandwich from one of the little cafes at the pier

1130 AM - candy (usually Twix because they sell this in the vending machines in school)

2 PM - the other half of sandwich bought earlier

230 PM - something sweet god knows what

530 PM - banana

8 PM - some instant ramen or kimchi noodles (no wonder my hair is falling out)

11 PM - banana for snack

And that is normal weekday. On weekends, I have pasta + tiramisu or steak or some form of fried seafood plus my friends' drinks.

HOW TO NOT PUT ON 1 million pounds? 

I wish I had pictures to post.. But maybe I don't. Or maybe I do.

Wait.

Normal American Diet. 

Rule #1 

Eat ketchup with everything.

Rule #2

Always ask for extra sauce even if you don't need it.

Rule #3 (also known as the Golden Rule)

Fry everything.

Ok the last one was a bad pun. Bye friends and lovers I'm off to sketch for my lover (I wish).

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