"If you're a nice person and you work hard, you get to go shopping at Barneys. It's the decadent reward".
I hate to be quoting celebrities on the merits of Barneys. But I must.
Yesterday I was in there, and put on the most flattering, well-fitting garment I have ever encountered in my whole entire life. What could I have done but purchase it even at the risk of being evicted by my landlord for inability to pay rent? Well to be honest there were lots of things I could have done, but I thought I could wear it on one of my sister's parties. Maybe her engagement party. Or the dinner at home. Whatever.
All I want for New Year is a Saudi prince with oil mines.
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